My New Best Friend

This is my new best friend. Isn't she great! We met in Hawaii and have been inseparable since. She was mostly all I could see from the middle of the very back seat of the mini-van as we drove all over Hawaii. We bonded right away. Her name is.......is?.......Katie. Yeah, thats her name. Katie. And she is my new best friend. We drive everywhere together. At first I was jealous of her cute little figure - doesn't she look dynamite in a bikini! But I get way more action than she does. She has a great tan too, but its her bubbley personality that made me look past all the things I would normally be too jealous of. Everywhere we go in the car, no matter what, she is so happy - always smiling. She dances when we go fast on the freeway! Today, we were stopped in traffic and I said to her "oh my gosh, I might be late for work!" and she was just so happy and supportive. And then I thought "oh my God, I am sitting in my car talking to a doll."
Its time to make some changes in my life.